Revenge Ideas On Ex Boyfriend Or Girlfriend

I hate my ex girlfriend! I hate my ex boyfriend! Well, you probably had say that a thousand times. I might guess that your ex hurt you or treated you bad. Whether they have cheated on you, betrayed you, abused you emotionally or physically, played with your emotions, taken money from you, turned your friends and family against you, crushed your self confidence or made you so angry that you cannot think straight then you are right in seeking revenge. Well, it's time for some revenge ideas on ex boyfriend or girlfriend.

- Clean the underside of their toilet bowl with their toothbrush.
- Sprinkle pepper on their stove burners.
- Scissors. Excellent for cutting clothes! If you still have access to your ex wardrobe, why not re-style their ties with a little snip here and there? Or, why not make one shirt sleeve shorter than the other? Or New shoe laces are such a pain to thread. It takes me forever to put a new pair in and get the ends the same length. Snip. Snip. Snip.
- Put in a change of address form for his/her address at the post office.
- Add their address to every junk and porn mail mailing list you can find.
- Pour sugar in their gas tank.
- Superglue their keyholes
- Report him/her to the IRS as needing an audit.
- Have your ex's utilities disconnected.
- Report them to the health department as spreading STD.
- Sprinkle nails in your ex's driveway.
- Dump a truckload of garbage on your ex's front lawn, preferably horse manure.
- Paint a penis and balls onto the side of his car with the caption "passenger needed".
- Get your ex drunk and give them a Mohawk, shave off one eye brow, or half his mustache while they are passed out.
- Place an unbelievably GREAT-deal classified ad in the local newspaper using your ex's phone number.
- Using the internet is a great way to publicly humiliate your ex, you can send a photo of your ex to multiple social networking sites. Maybe you have an embarrassing picture of him?
- Advertise their sexual services? sure why not? you know they are lousy in bed anyway send out a warning to any future victims. I mean partners they may met. Ruining his sexual reputation will hurt a lot.

These are some of the revenge ideas on ex boyfriend or girlfriend, you might use to show your ex a thing or two. Just remember to assess yourself first before doing any of this. Can you handle the consequences of what you've done? Do you really want your boyfriend to be so angry? Well, if you're not sure, then better break up gently with your exes and have a talk in a nice restaurant. But if he/she done too much damage? Then it's really time to take a step and take revenge on that devil.